DST Makes You Late to Work Again
Before you overeact, DST isn’t some new club drug that your kids are misspending their youth (and allowance) on. It’s that rat-bastard Daylight Savings Time.
In case you forgot, which by my guesstimate about 40% of America will have as well, the Daylight Savings Politburo ordered all clocks turned forward by one hour at about 2:00 am on March 8. That means, if you didn’t turn on a computer or TV all day Sunday, you might be an hour behind the rest of the US come Monday morning. (The Politburo says buggers to Sabbath-observers.)
Unfortunately, it will all catch up with you on Monday morning. That other time reality you’re living in will come crashing down when you wonder why morning traffic is so light or why everyone else is already at their work stations. And snickering.
If you’re reading this, it may already be too late. If you’re reading this on Sunday, turn your clock forward an hour and get your hiney to bed. You’re already losing an hour of sleep. Don’t make it any harder on yourself.
You can thank me in the morning.